who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Mom said you looked used
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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