just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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