if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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