now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
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I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
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FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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