Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Randomize
