every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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