how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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