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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I think a kid would responsible me up
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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