Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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