Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I have already put on my inside pants.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Randomize
