You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
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I need you to use more vowels.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional