that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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