i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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