Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
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Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
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My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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