I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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