An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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