I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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