whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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