Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
What a dumb baby whore.
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What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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