He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
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Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
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He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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