that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
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Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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