would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
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i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
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I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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