Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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