I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
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I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
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I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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