guys are only as good as the porn they watch
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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