I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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