Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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