I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
