I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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