soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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