Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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