I hate your face
On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
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Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Drunk is not a location!
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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