Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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