You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
