It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
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What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Shame - the story of my life.
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