Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
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You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
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Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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