she was so not down for the gang bang
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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