omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
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i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
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I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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