I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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