You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
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He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
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I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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