D3 body, D1 cock
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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