It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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