Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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