I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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