Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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