So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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