Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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