the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
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This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
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I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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