thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
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Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Two words: blizzard sex
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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