you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
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Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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