school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
you had me at cake vodka
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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