Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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