He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
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He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
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I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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