We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
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If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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