her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
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Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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